Books K-P Gerard and Sinead Kelly, Overheard in Dublin Again $12.95
"A few weeks ago walking past the statue of "Phil Lynott" I noticed an American couple.
The wife (I presume) said, "Quick, George, take a photo of me beside Michael Jackson!"
Sitting in the bog in a city-centre pub after a few scoops, the bloke in the next cubicle says, "Howya, how's it goin'?" to which I reply, "Ah, not too bad!" Then he says, "Sorry!" and I say again, "Not too bad!" Then he says, "Listen I'll ring you back, there's some lunatic in the jacks next to me!" I cringed — and waited till he left